Post Oscar's Thoughts....

Well besides not watching the Oscar's alone (watched it with my Bareboned Theatre Peeps) and actually attending a get together the highlights of the Oscar's were James Franco being STONED OUT OF HIS MIND, Anne Hathaway's musical tribute to Hugh Jackman, and Helena Bonham Carter...because she's friggin Helena Bohnam Carter lol. But afterwards like a sappy actor I did the one thing NO actor will admit to...I practiced my Oscar speech on the way home. Yeah, I realized the easiest way to make me cry ....imagine I'm winning an Oscar LOLOLOLOL. But one the reals, this is one reason I don't really like watching the Oscars, or figure skating, or dance movies, or anything performance based because I get so upset that can't get on stage an do it myself. It's maddening! So, besides wanting realllll bad to be at the Oscar's or an Oscar winning movie, or a major motion film where I actually speak lol, I was of course enraptured by all the fashion...I will skip over Jhud's dress because we all know my so unwarranted jealous hate-on I have an analysis of her dress will be layered with all that crap....but then she'd really be no worse than everyone else whose razor sharp collar bones I talk about incessantly lol. Speaking of... Got super depressed when I saw Natalie Portman. Super gorgeous pregnant or not, AND...she still can wear Jimmy Choo's and have visible collar bones while pregnant...dude NOT FAIR lol! What else, (still trying hard not to talk about Jhud), well I guess I can sum it up like this...everyone looked gorgeous, hungry, and pained (some of those dressed just did NOT look comfortable..pretty but not comfortable lol). So, in an effort to not talk about all of these women's bodies (especially JHud) I will talk about the MEN! Hugh Jackman lookin old...I need those Wolverine locks back! Robert Downey Jr. ....nothing like a lil crazy (which I find hot) wound up into a nicely tuxedoed package. Hmm what else...I will not discuss women's fashion though I REALLY want to because I realize it's really just an analysis of their bodies and since they get enough of that shit everyday I don't want to add to it....but I will say....best dress of the nite...and everyone will forget this one but...Mandy Moore's Blue performance dress....LOVED IT! That is an OSCAR'S DRESS! Right behind her was Amy Adam's blue sequined fantasticness.. though I must note that I was NOT a fan of the big non-matching gaudy jewelry craze that every stylist thought was okay! Okay enough post Oscar's coverage....