Progress Update

Four Weeks On Program....

Weight

So, I just weighed myself and I'm down a lb (thank you Zumba class). Sups happy to be going down again. But I'm not going to dwell on it because I feel great and that's what matters...speaking of... Zumba Class Dudes, why is Zumba like a night out with my best friend Rocio? The whole time I was like "Man I wish Del as here! Shaking our ass, hips, and thighs is what we do!" I was just waiting for the teacher to drop it like it was hot. I will say this...why is it that in 2011 older women still feel the need to wear leotards and leggings to an aerobics class? lol....And i'm not hatin on the skinny girls it's just that....dude I don't want to see someone's aqua green camel toe while I'm working out that's all I'm saying (yes that happened...)! The teacher was a latina with hips and thighs so that made me feel better right away. I want to get an aerobic workout and firm up but I'm not trying to loose the good stuff! Speaking of good stuff... Rhianna So, I was watching the all Star game with my girl Becca, and I mentioned that Rhianna, who has taken up a penchant for brief-like bottoms with fringe, was "thick". Becca misunderstood that to mean fat. Then I proceeded to very badly explain what thick meant lol. First of all Rhianna is like all legs and like many black women all her plumpness is in her hips, thighs, and ass. And let me just put it out there, as a straight black women, even I'd do Rhianna! Her legs are, excuse my french, fuckin amazing! Jennifer has the booty but no thighs, Beyonce got the hips and thighs but her butt is so so lol, Rhianna has a round bottom, muscular thighs and rounds hips AND SHE STILL HAS SOME SPACE BETWEEN HER THIGHS! She is like 5'10 so that helps too...Heffer....lol I guess the stockings help with the "firmness" (middle pic is from the All Star game), but tell me you wouldn't want her body! I think most minority women would love to have her body (I know I would) though many white women might consider her fat. I think it's a cultural difference because white men don't like a too much of the good stuff (at least what I've seen). Surprisingly, the one thing black men actually do like is hips, thighs, and ass! They want something to HOLD ON TO. Yet....I still can't find one who wants to hold on to my goodies....but that's a whole nother' blog lol... The more I look at her pics, the more I'm starting to wonder if Rhianna is trying to pull a Beyonce? I though Beyonce had cornered the market on the hourglass shape....hmmmm yes the hourglass is still my bar of comparison because no wants a hammer...a straight body with a big old head lmao! Curves are the word baby!....