Frisky Fun Friday!

Okay...I don't often talk seriously about my sex life because firstly it's non-existent and 2ndly it's a bit embarassing yet confusing.  To explain (or try to rather lol)...

There are days like today when I feel good and I feel like if the right guy crossed my path I'd give him "The Diva".  The part of me that is super fun and well flirty.  Of course she comes out onconciously most times, but today I wanted to bring her out and play :).  Concious Earl trying to flirt is a little like watching someone on Jackass hit another cast matein the face with a brick.  Funny, yet intriguing, but mostly disastrous lol.

Where is this coming from you say?  Well, since I am the Queen of Crushes (I've had like 25 with no boyfriend and I'm still a virgin...so yeah I've earned my title!) I've been trying to break that habit.  And there's one guy that I've been crushin since I met him.  In the event this gets back to him I better withhold his name.  All I gots to say is he gets hotter everytime he opens his mouth!  Yeah, he's that guy....the guy that is not only attractive but intellectually your equal.  Ugh....SEXAY!   I mean I've been having some pretty graphic fantasies about this guy who I will see soon.  But I don't want to mess it up with him, so I'm thinking I need to find a Training Wheels Guy.  A guy I could get everything wrong with first so that when I get around Mr. Almost Perfect...the Diva will be ready! 

As you all may or may not know I've been trying to meld the two...Earliana the Goof and Earl the Diva.  I guess I'm trying to bring the sexy all the time...not just when I'm out, with a girdle on, and a jack and coke in hand lol.  With my body changing I've actually been touching myself a lot more lately (shut up freaks lol).  Not sexually just in general, I can physically feel my body changing and it's cool.  It's like touching something out of the ordinary like a cactus or baby kitten, weird but soothing.  I don't know.  I'm trying to love myself more so I think the extra non sexual touching may be a good thing...except for the side effect that it can turn sexual quickly based on my mood lol.

I can't believe I'm even talking about this on here but I don't want to hide my shyness about my non-sexual self.  I want to be more honest and open about it so that if I get a chance with Mr. Almost Perfect (or any other respectable guy) I don't go all cavewoman on him lol....OMG...Okay this blog is done lol....

Dam I'm good....and sexy too!

LMBO,

Earl